50+ Stewie Griffin Quotes [Funny, Savage & Short]

We have compiled a list of the best Stewie Griffin Quotes for you to read and enjoy. Stewie Griffin’s sayings are Inspirational, Deep & savage. His famous quotes like Can you read my mind, His brain may be gone are very famous.

You can read all of the things Stewie Griffin is known for in his quotes below:

Stewie Griffin Bio

Stewie Griffin is an animated character from the “Family Guy” animated television series. He is the youngest in the Griffin family and lives in Quahog Rhode Island. Although he looks like an infant, Stewie is far more intelligent than most adults. He speaks very well and engages in intricate and intellectual conversations. His vocabulary and wit are much better than most adults.

He speaks with a British accent and has many interests. Stewie loves science, technology, and engineering and often comes up with elaborate inventions and gadgets. His inventions include time machines, mind-control devices, and many more. His ambition is to be the master of the world.

Short quotes

• “Oh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell me what I’m thinking? I’m thinking shut up and get a salad!”

Savage quotes

• “I’m gonna buy a cake when you’re dead.”

• When the world is mine, your death should be quick and painless.”

Deep quotes

• The only reason we die is because we accept death as an inevitability.”

• “What they do turns out to be alright, it’s what you’re about to do that unleashes utter bedlam!”

Inspirational quotes

• “His brain may be gone, but he’s a lot of fun.”

• “What they do turns out to be alright, it’s what you’re about to do that unleashes utter bedlam!”