100+ Snatch Quotes [From Guy Ritchie]

We have compiled a list of the best Snatch Quotes to read and enjoy. Snatch’s sayings are about Brick Top, Caravan & other famous ones. Famous quotes like bullet dodger, Where to Watch, and you stop me.

You can read all of the things Snatch is known for in these quotes below:

Snatch Story

Snatch is a 2000 British American crime comedy film directed and written by Guy Ritchie and starring Jason Statham as a small-time boxer and unlicensed boxer organizer named Turkish. Turkish and his partner, Tommy (Stephen Graham), get involved in a big-money boxing match with local gangster Brick Top (Alan Ford).

In the background, a band of amateur thieves, led by Frankie (Benicio Del Toro), are planning to steal a huge diamond from the Belgian city of Antwerp. However, when Frankie is seduced into stealing another diamond along with the original one, the plot thickens.

Brick Top Quotes

• You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

• Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible c*nt… me.

Famous Quotes

• You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

• In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again.

Movie Quotes

• No thank you, Turkish; I’m sweet enough.

• I’m gettin’ heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.

Caravan Quotes

• I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the f*** can he get away from?

• These are your last words, so make them a prayer.