200+ Family Guy Quotes [Sadness & Dark Humor]

We have compiled a list of the best Family Guy Quotes for you to read and enjoy. Family Guy sayings are about Life, Deep, Inspirational, and Instagram quotes. These famous quotes like That’s one small step for a man, we did it, the love of money are very famous.

You can read all of the things Family Guy is known for in these quotes below:

Family Guy Quotes 2023

Some of his most famous quotes include

  1. “I guess we’ve learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.”

  2. “Brian, there’s a message in my alphabet [cereal]. It says ‘oooooh.’”

  3. “Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore.”

Family Guy Story

For more than two decades, Seth MacFarlane’s hit animated sitcom “Family Guy” has lovingly chronicled the lives of the Griffin family and their unique take on living in Quahog, Rhode Island. This multi-dimensional dysfunctional unit manages to make viewers laugh out loud & never fails to put a smile on our faces!

Peter Griffin is the protagonist of the show – a mischievous yet lovable, overweight, and not-so-bright husband to his sensible and kind wife, Lois. Lois is the protagonist of the show – a no-nonsense, intelligent, and caring wife to her husband, Stewie. Stewie Griffin is the protagonist of the show – an intelligent, narcissistic toddler who cares very little for his parents and family at home.

More Family Guy Quotes

Our suggestions are as follows:

About Life

  • “I have an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.”

  •  “I’m not the smartest man in the world, but I can always look back on my life and say I went for it.”

Funny Quotes

  • “Hello, Mother. I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint. It’s in my diaper, and it’s not a toaster.”

  • “I’m not drunk! I just have a speech impediment, a stomach virus, and an inner ear infection.”

Inspirational Quotes

  • Talk about low expectations! Hey, don’t we all just wish our parents thought this way so that they’ll never get disappointed

  • This may be elitist, but think about it: If everyone believed in the same thing, wouldn’t the world be one big party with everyone perpetually happy?

Short Quotes

  •  “Did I freakin’ stutter? I said more Skittles!”

  •  “I swear to God, I thought dogs could breathe underwater.”


Written by Zisilia Alvsa

Zisilia Alvsa has been a Professional Journalist for 10 years now. Her experience in quotation-based writing and a keen eye for good content makes her perfect for deep selection-based writing. Quotes and sayings are her cup of tea