25 Best Encino Man Quotes [RANKED]

We have compiled a list of the best Encino Man Quotes to read and enjoy. Encino Man’s sayings are about Pauly, EL & Encino. These are famous quotes like You don’t understand, She finds you crusty.

You can read all of the things Encino Man is known for in these quotes below:

Encino Man Story

In 1992, Les Mayfield directed the comedy film “Encino Man”, starring Sean Astin as Dave Morgan and Pauly Shore as Stoney Brown. The story begins with the discovery of the frozen caveman, played by Brendan Fraser, in Dave Morgan’s backyard. The caveman’s name is “Link” and he is brought back to the modern world, where he becomes a fish out of water. Link tries to adjust to modern culture, but his appearance and behavior make him a bit of a pariah among the students of Encino High.

Stoney and Dave decide to use Link as a “cool ‘Encino man” to gain more social acceptance. However, Link’s presence quickly becomes a distraction to their lives. Stoney becomes involved with a girl, “Robyn,” played by Megan Ward, while Dave falls in love with Robyn’s friend, “Link.” As the film progresses, the two friends navigate the highs and lows of high school life, relationships, and the challenges of keeping Link’s true identity hidden.

Pauly Quotes

• “Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I’m already popular.”

• “Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.”

EL Quotes

• “Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She’s not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she’s really not.”

• “What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She’s become a major babe, and she loves me.”

Weasel Quotes

• “She finds you crusty, Dave.”

• “I’ll convince her. She’ll see the truth.”

Encino Quotes

• Man. I’m so jealous!

• “Dave, it wasn’t meant to happen. Come on, I’ll go buy you some Ho-Ho’s.”