100+ Best Dukes of Hazzard Quotes [RANKED]

We have compiled a list of the best Dukes of Hazzard Quotes to read and enjoy. Robert Oppenheimer’s sayings are about Car jump quotes Uncle Jesse & Balladeer. The famous quotes like Man don’t grow, he dies, Boss, I’m gonna hitch, are very famous.

You can read all of the things Dukes of Hazzard is known for in the quotes below:

Dukes of Hazzard Quotes 2023

Some of the most famous quotes include

  1. “She’s faster than a cheetah on cocaine.”

  2. “When you’re flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B.”

  3. “Crazzzy cooter coming at ya”

Dukes of Hazzard Story

Once upon a time, in the fictional county of Hazzard, two cousins, Bo and Luke Duke, lived on a farm with their wise uncle Jesse and their gorgeous cousin Daisy. Together they formed a close-knit group dedicated to protecting their community from evil.

The story of Bo and Luke, affectionately known as “The Dukes of the Hazzard,” is full of adventure, family love, and daring to outsmart the corrupt authorities. Bo and Luke’s adventures often involved outsmarting law enforcement and using their ingenuity, courage, and amazing driving skills to foil Boss Hogg’s plans.

At the core of the Dukes’ story lies their iconic vehicle, General Lee. This 1969 Dodge Charger, painted bright orange with a Confederate flag on the roof, was their go-to vehicle for all things Hazzard County-related. With General Lee at the wheel, Bo and Luke found themselves constantly at war with the corrupt County Commissioner Jefferson Davis “Boss” Hogg and his henchman, “Rosco P.” Coltrane

More Dukes of Hazzard Quotes

Our suggestions are as follows:


  • “After all if a man don’t grow, he dies.”

  • “There’s a flaw in the slaw.”

Car jump quotes

  • “Possum on a gum bush”

  • “Kew, Kew, there’s Boss Hogg out in the road. Look out Boss I’m gonna hitch…oo, oo, I am gonna hitch!”

Uncle Jesse quotes


  • “Why are divorces so expensive? ‘Cause they’re *worth* it!”

  • “You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller!”

Balladeer quotes

  • “When you’re flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B.”

  • “Mm. Get my drift?”

Written by Zisilia Alvsa

Zisilia Alvsa has been a Professional Journalist for 10 years now. Her experience in quotation-based writing and a keen eye for good content makes her perfect for deep selection-based writing. Quotes and sayings are her cup of tea