25 Best Billy Madison Quotes [RANKED]

We have compiled a list of the best Billy Madison Quotes to read and enjoy. Billy Madison’s sayings are about Eric, Principal Anderson & Macdonald. Famous quotes like a smartest man alive, you blew it is very famous.

You can read all of the things Billy Madison is known for in these quotes below:

Billy Madison Quotes 2023

Some of the famous quotes include

  1. “You blew it”

  2. “Sometimes i feel like an idiot. but i am an idiot so it kinda works out”

  3. “If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me miles davis”

Billy Madison Story

Billy Madison is a 1995 Adam Sandler comedy film about a lazy, immature young man who has to repeat grades 1 through 12 to prove his worthiness to inherit his father’s hotel empire.

When Billy’s father Brian Madison (Adam Sandler) announces that he is going to retire and hand over the company to his son, the hotel’s board of directors has doubts about Billy’s ability and maturity. To prove his worthiness, Billy makes a deal with Brian’s father: Billy will return to school and finish each grade within two weeks if he passes all the exams.

Billy’s journey back to school is full of comedy and absurdity as he goes through elementary, middle, and high school, where he faces bullying, mischievous teachers, and struggles to fit in among his younger classmates.

More Billy Madison Quotes

Our suggestions are as follows:

Epic Quotes

  • “What does a horseshoe do? are there any horse socks? is anybody listening to me?”
  • “I am the smartest man alive”

Macdonald Quotes

  • “May god have mercy on your soul”

  • “Well ‘sorry’ doesn’t put the triscuit crackers in my stomach, now does it, carl?”

Principal Anderson Quotes

  • “Chlorophyll? more like borophyll”

  • “Stop looking at me, swan”

3rd Grade Quote



Written by Zisilia Alvsa

Zisilia Alvsa has been a Professional Journalist for 10 years now. Her experience in quotation-based writing and a keen eye for good content makes her perfect for deep selection-based writing. Quotes and sayings are her cup of tea