25 Best Better Off Dead Quotes [RANKED]

We have compiled a list of the best Better Off Dead Quotes for you to read and enjoy. Better Off Dead sayings are about Christmas, Monique, & French Fries. Famous quotes like Suicide is never the answer, I’m no dummy is very famous.

You can read all of the things Better Off Dead is known for in these quotes below:

 Better Off Dead Quotes 2023

Some of the famous quotes include

  1. “Suicide is never the answer, little trooper.”

  2. “Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”

  3.  “I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.”

Better Off Dead Stoy

The 1985 comedy film “Better Off Dead” follows a high school student, Lane Meyer (John Cusack), after his girlfriend, Beth (Amanda Wyss), breaks up with him and he sinks into a self-destructive depression. The film is full of offbeat humor and funny characters, and follows Lane’s journey of self-discovery as he tries to find a new purpose in his life.

In the midst of his depression, Lane meets a paperboy (Curtis Armstrong) who keeps coming after him for money. He joins a ski race as a way to prove himself and impress his girlfriend. He also makes friends with his neighbor, Charles (Cyrillic Armstrong), who has an odd personality and strange hobbies.

More Better Off-Dead Quotes

Our suggestions are as follows:

Street Value Quotes

  • “This isn’t funny, Charles! If I don’t have a dream, I have nothing.”

  • “And dying when you’re not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!”

Christmas Quotes

  • “Monique, I just wanted to thank you—for everything. Merci buckets.”

  • “She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn’t speak imbecile.”

Monique Quotes

  • “I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I’m no dummy! I know high school girls.”

  • “Buck up little camper, we’ll beat that slope together.”

French Fries Quotes

  • “Man, you’re the hottest thing since sunburns!”

  •  “Wait, this is death here. I haven’t even been to New York City.”

Written by Zisilia Alvsa

Zisilia Alvsa has been a Professional Journalist for 10 years now. Her experience in quotation-based writing and a keen eye for good content makes her perfect for deep selection-based writing. Quotes and sayings are her cup of tea